About the Editor

The Editor is Clark Shepard. He is five feet and eight inches, travels by bus, sits in the front row, and has read your bylaws. He does not own a telephone and did not authorize this website, which is transcribed from the paper edition by a subscriber referred to here as 314. He carries a Bible, a clipboard, and supplies. He has been asked to lighten up and has declined. Further biographical detail is not for publication.

Circulation: 314. Other figures are 314's affair. She can be found on the Elsewhere page; the Editor cannot.